Bane is truly one of the biggest shit heads in the league
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Desmond Bane
ORL · G · #3
r/NBA's 34th most loved player.
- PPG
- 20.1
- RPG
- 4.1
- APG
- 4.1
- GP
- 82
- Height
- 6′6″
- Weight
- 215 lb
- Age
- 28
- Born
- Jun 25, 1998
- Experience
- 5 yrs
- From
- TCU
Verdict
n=5,348 comments about Desmond Bane
Receipts
What the room said about Desmond Bane, verbatim: the highest-scoring comments in each class.
Exhibit 01Negative.MIN flair Exhibit 02Negative.no flair Bane is such a little bitch all roided up in his feelings.
Exhibit 03Negative.NYK flair Desmond Bane is such a mental midget tbh, the emotional IQ of a 4 year old
Method
Fans
Of what r/NBA says about Desmond Bane, his own Magic fans are 26% negative, rival fans 39%, unflaired commenters 38%. Among the 5 fanbases with at least 200 comments, Pistons fans are hardest on him at 48% negative and Magic fans kindest at 42% positive.
Who hates him most
Method
Rooms
Desmond Bane was talked about most in the game threads: 1,669 of his 5,348 comments, −15 net sentiment against −15 across his season. His harshest room was highlights, −22 on 22% of his comments; his warmest the post-game threads, −2 on 8% of his comments.
Method
Timeline
Over 4-week windows, the negative share of comments about Desmond Bane ran between 9% and 44%. His worst week was the week of Nov 3, 54% negative of 306 comments; his best the week of Mar 9, 51% positive. 9 of 40 weeks had fewer than 30 comments and are left off the line.
Method
Games
The room talked about Desmond Bane in 19 of his 94 games, at least 20 comments each. It was harsher after losses: net sentiment −29 in losses (50% negative, 20% positive) against +8 in wins (28% negative, 35% positive), on a season net sentiment of −15.
| Date | Phase | Opp | Result | Min | Pts | Reb | Ast | FG | 3P | TOV | +/− | P/R/A | Comments | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 3R1 G7 | R1 G7 | @ DETL 94–116 | L 94–116 | 38 | 16 | 3 | 3 | 5-10 | 3-5 | 0 | -8 | 16/3/3 | 7,685 | 34 points harsher than his season, from 108 comments. |
| May 1R1 G6 | R1 G6 | vs DETL 79–93 | L 79–93 | 38 | 17 | 3 | 1 | 7-18 | 3-9 | 0 | -27 | 17/3/1 | 9,828 | 16 points harsher than his season, from 175 comments. |
| Apr 29R1 G5 | R1 G5 | @ DETL 109–116 | L 109–116 | 34 | 18 | 5 | 1 | 6-15 | 4-10 | 2 | -2 | 18/5/1 | 5,060 | 25 points harsher than his season, from 182 comments. |
| Apr 27R1 G4 | R1 G4 | vs DETW 94–88 | W 94–88 | 37 | 22 | 5 | 1 | 7-18 | 5-10 | 3 | +15 | 22/5/1 | 9,701 | 34 points warmer than his season, from 261 comments. |
| Apr 25R1 G3 | R1 G3 | vs DETW 113–105 | W 113–105 | 38 | 25 | 7 | 0 | 9-18 | 7-9 | 1 | +9 | 25/7/0 | 5,205 | 21 points warmer than his season, from 80 comments. |
| Apr 22R1 G2 | R1 G2 | @ DETL 83–98 | L 83–98 | 34 | 12 | 4 | 2 | 2-11 | 2-7 | 3 | -22 | 12/4/2 | 3,150 | 23 points harsher than his season, from 64 comments. |
| Apr 19R1 G1 | R1 G1 | @ DETW 112–101 | W 112–101 | 35 | 17 | 6 | 5 | 7-20 | 1-8 | 2 | +17 | 17/6/5 | 5,011 | 9 points warmer than his season, from 75 comments. |
| Apr 17Play-in | Play-in | vs CHAW 121–90 | W 121–90 | 35 | 13 | 7 | 0 | 4-14 | 0-3 | 1 | +30 | 13/7/0 | 569 | 5 points harsher than his season, from 98 comments. |
| Apr 15Play-in | Play-in | @ PHIL 97–109 | L 97–109 | 40 | 34 | 3 | 3 | 10-16 | 4-6 | 5 | -11 | 34/3/3 | 4,498 | 20 points warmer than his season, from 156 comments. |
| Apr 12 | @ BOSL 108–113 | L 108–113 | 18 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 3-8 | 1-4 | 0 | +9 | 8/2/1 | 1,035 | 13 points harsher than his season, from 25 comments. |
Bad nights get punished: across 19 games the room talked about, net sentiment rises with Desmond Bane's Game Score.
